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Climbing the walls – 1973 style – Heathman Hall
Do they call it Heathperson Hall now?
Climbing the Walls
This is actually a photo of my husband, Dave Hilliard, ’79, outside his room on the 4th floor of Fayerweather. At 6’3″, he could easily “climb the walls” of our dorm when he had nothing better to do.
This is a photo in Heathman Hall, not Fayerweather. It is 1972-1973, outside of Room D214.
Tony Delisi is one of the climbers, Bill Nelson is standing in the door on the left. The 鈥渃limber鈥 (legs only showing) in far back is Kathy Savino, my roommate. Not sure of guy鈥檚 name wearing glasses.
Caption: 鈥淐limbing the walls, pulling an 鈥榓ll nighter鈥, after too much coffee!鈥
Astronaut wannabes!
Guys, it鈥檚 just a little mouse!
Step into the Twilight Zone.
“Funny prank guys, but really, who let the Rhode Island Red loose in the dorm?”
“I know it hurts, but I swear this is how my Structural Engineering professor taught us how to properly buttress a wall.”
1. Does the FBI have a footprint file?
2. Wouldn’t it be easier for the bride and groom to walk under crossed swords?
3. Is that another foot arriving?
4. Is that a halo on the 2nd guy?
5. I thought pledge harassment days were over!
Rezendes let his dog poop in the hall again!
Nature abhors an empty space -Aristotle-